Funny 30th Anniversary Poems
One of these is for the 30th Anniversary, and the rest are good for any wedding anniversaries (after the first decade or so). Use them only if your spouse has a sense of humor.
Venus and Adonis
When we were wedded, if memory serves,
I was a Venus with dangerous curves.
You were Adonis with dark, wavy, hair
Now you are an apple, and I am a pear.
Happy Anniversary!
Back in the day you were built like a tank
As solidly forged as the vault of a bank.
Forgive me for noting, but can I be frank?
What formerly bobbled, deflated and sank.
*Ed's Note - make certain your insurance is paid up before sending the above poem to your special someone
The Doghouse
This anniversary ends with an "ought"
We've been married so long that I nearly forgot
But the daughter - she called me - and sure saved my butt
So I won't be sharing the house for the mutt.
Anniversary Gift Shopping
Got you this dress as a present today*Ed's Note - Gentlemen, it's amazing how hopeful you are every year that you will "get it right" this time. With diamonds, though, one size fits all.
I hope that you like it a lot. Anyway,
When shopping for you, let's say I have a knack
So tell me you love it before it goes back.
30th Anniversary
Thank you for these years of wedded bliss
My eyes are tearing up to think of this
They are the best ten years I've ever had
And ten years out of thirty isn't bad.
Let's Celebrate!
How would you like to go flying to Spain?
But with passports and airports and bags, that's a pain.
On our anniversary, anything goes
So why don't we sit here and sip on merlots?
[?] Subscribe To This Site
