Short Funny Love Poems
About Choosing a Wife

Here are short funny love poems on the theme of "choosing a wife."

Someone we know asked for funny rude poems, and why not laugh? These are twisted funny poems, a little unromantic, but nevertheless, this page offers some really solid advice.

The lady you choose as a life partner should have a sense of humor, be good with children, tolerate your relatives, and turn you on. If you find someone who fills the bill, snatch her up - you are a lucky man.

Choosing a Wife

Pretty is as pretty does.
Supposing that the question was
If this sweet girl was meant to be
The one you pick eternally.

Great looks will last a little while
What follows her - that pretty smile -
That shows her humor which should be
A saving grace eternally.

How is that girl with little kids?
Could she survive those pagan ids?
And mold them into citizens
Appropriate to mise-en-scenes?

Now are your values much the same
Or will this factor be a strain
Upon your young relationship?
Your life can't be a battleship.

The candidate you wish to be
Your wife, must be proficiently
Agreeable to family
Your Mom, your Dad, and weird Aunt Bee.

An issue we won't dwell upon
But does this woman turn you on?
You cannot hide from chemistry
Can't argue with biology.

If this girl passes every test
Then buy your ring and make your nest
And plight your trough eternally.
Here's wishing you fecundity!

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